Thursday, July 27, 2006

Headlines

Israel is fighting with Lebanon and Gaza, Al-Qaida is calling for a holy war against Israel and their backers (one of which is the good ole USA), Exxon Mobil Corp. said Thursday it earned $10.36 billion in the second quarter, the second largest quarterly profit ever recorded by a publicly traded U.S. company, Iraq is still full of US troops who are fighting for people who hate them,
and Lance Bass, member of band, 'N Sync says he's gay and in a very stable relationship with a reality show star.


Now folks, tell me what's wrong with this newsworthy information.

Countries are shooting at, and KILLING, each other, the terrorists keep doing their murderous deeds, the US economy is going to hell in a hand basket because the big oil execs need more of our hard-earned money in their pockets, and we're supposed to care about the sexual preference of a singer????

Stop the world please, I wanna get off!!!

16 comments:

wanda said...

Only you Brenda! Get right to the heart of the matter. The world is on the edge of armageddon and the media feels the need to inform us of who's buggering whom. What a sick, clueless society we live in.

Hope your doing well these days.

Sally said...

Who gives a dang about gay boy? When you get off the world, call me please, I may want to go with you!

Tammy said...

Awww stay with us!!
;-D

anna said...

It's hysterical! And what's even more pathetic than him being homosexual, is the fact it's no big surprise anyway!

Virginia Gal said...

I just heard about Exxon Mobil - man if I would only sell my soul, I could make those big bucks too - damn my morality!!

Special K said...

I wonder which reality show star it is?

Brent said...

I so agree with you! Lance Bass? WHO CARES?????

Anonymous said...

Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl.

mreddie said...

If the getting off would be possible, there might be many to join you - even me. ec

Phyllis said...

Who??? Who gives a rat's ass is my opinion!
They all live off their ego's anyway!

JBlue said...

I didn't even know who Lance Bass was. I suppose you're not interested in the whole Brangelina juggernaut, either. ;)

I'm still waiting to be beamed off.

cassie-b said...

Lance Bass - who cares!

Mary Lou said...

And if it wasnt for the media the whole world would be more peaceful. I say lets quit giving the ass-holes the publicity they crave. I bet they would just crawl into a hole and die then.

Mary Lou said...

Is that really WANDA? WHOOT!!!

Wordnerd said...

Hi! Just dropped in to say hello. I just joined Southern Blogs and decided to pay a visit to a random blogger. And you're it! Great place here -- I'll be back, for sure!

Leslie said...

I'm right behind you, Brenda.