Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Makes Sense to Me!


Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear
of someone being under my
bed at night so I went to a shrink and told him:
"I've got problems. Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under
it. I'm scared. I think
I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one
year," said the shrink. "Come talk
to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor saw me on the street.
"Why didn't you come to
see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week
for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender
cured me for $10. I was so happy to
have saved all that money
that I went and bought me a new car!"

"Is that so!" with a bit of an attitude he
said. "And how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!"

SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO THE
BARTENDER!

11 comments:

Cindra said...

Makes sense to me too. Plus it makes falling into bed a whole lot easier, but climbing out of bed harder.

Just Joni said...

My mom wouldn't have liked it much if I would have cut the legs off my bed, because she sure didn't like it when I discarded the closet doors to hang up bead curtains!

:)

Jeanette said...

LOL I should have done that when I was a kid, along with removing my closet door and keeping a light on all night!

Donna said...

Hahaaa...I never let my feet hang off the side of the bed! I think I need an appointment with Jose...Happy day sweetie!!hughugs

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

That's so cute!!!
Good thinking too!!
Diane

Donna said...

Works for me!

Debbie said...

LOL, I love it! I had heard this a long time ago, but forgot the punch line!

When I was young, I was terrified there was someone under the bed. Didn't we all?

bermudabluez said...

Works for me too, my friend! LOL!

Houston said...

Too funny. I'd say more, but I've got to get the saw out of the garage and go meet a friend for a drink.

Sally said...

If I cut the legs off the bed, I'd still fall out of it. hahahaha

Butterfly Gardener said...

I sure wish my mom would have cut the legs off my bed when I was a kid! I could have slept better and had a whole lot less nightmares. Whats the cure for monsters in the closet? LOL