Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Makes Sense to Me!
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear
of someone being under my
bed at night so I went to a shrink and told him:
"I've got problems. Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under
it. I'm scared. I think
I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one
year," said the shrink. "Come talk
to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor saw me on the street.
"Why didn't you come to
see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week
for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender
cured me for $10. I was so happy to
have saved all that money
that I went and bought me a new car!"
"Is that so!" with a bit of an attitude he
said. "And how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!"
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO THE