Monday, October 02, 2006

A Good Email Day

I love getting stuff like this in my email, especially things that I can relate to. Ha!

Important Words to Live By:

As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices too.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

9 comments:

PEA said...

Gosh they're all so true aren't they! lol

John Strain said...

Funny stuff. Good rationalizations.

Tammy said...

Every now and then you just get something really good to share!!
To me blogging is just like an email to the world...anyone can read it!!
Have a great day my friend!
:-D
PS...don't listen to too many of those voices...hehe!!

Brent said...

HAHAHAHHA!!

Kathleen Marie said...

These are great! And although funny there is a lot of wisdom there! Thanks for sharing!

Sally said...

Especially liked the last one!!!

mreddie said...

I think I know someone like that - maybe very well. :) ec

Brent said...

I love the line "In some cultures what I do would be considered normal." HAHAHAHHA!!

Virginia Gal said...

Every Monday, I'm in Stat's class and I think of you and Zach...I might have to enroll in a tuturing program myself. Math is hard, Zach should be proud he's not giving up!