Sunday, October 29, 2006


Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true they's suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants
Fer makin them eit fat an cloggin their arteries with all
Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"


"And that football player sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin
I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"

1 comment:

Virginia Gal said...

This is funny!

I'm so sorry to hear about Zach's math grades, I can understand, math is just something I struggle with and have struggled with all my life.

Perhaps you can find an after-school tutor? Maybe an older high school kid, someone who can break the concepts down so Zach can understand, that is where I get tripped up, comprehending the concepts. But Zach should be praised for doing well on all the other subjects, good for him!!