Wednesday, October 11, 2006

We Must Do Our Part to Prevent Terrorism

PLEASE DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY ON SATURDAY

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any woman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide if he does. (actually I didn't know this, hmmm).

So this Saturday at 4PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling the block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove that they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they think it is okay to see nude women other than their wives. To show support for all American women and since the Ta liban and Al Qaeda also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

My crazy cousin sent this to my email. I don't reckon he knows that it's supposed to be a good bit cooler by the weekend,,,,,oh wait,,,,maybe he does!

11 comments:

cassie-b said...

Darn - I'm going to be out of town on Saturday.

jazzi said...

What do you know... I'll be out of town, too!

Sally said...

hahaha If I walked outside naked, every single person, male or female, would drop over dead from fright!! :)

Special K said...

If I walked outside naked, not just the terrorists would feel like they had to commit suicide.

Leslie said...

I'm with Sally and K. Not sure I could take the horrified faces of all the little ones around this neighbourhood. :)

CJ said...

That was way too funny. I don't know about going out this weekend nekkid, cause I do believe it's going to be some nipplage kinda of weather going on. It's 30 degrees here this morning, yeppers... nipplage weather for sure. I call it 1/2 nipplage weather, since I only have the one. KWIM? *wink*

Tammy said...

this was a cute one Miz Brenda!!
:-D
PS...sorry to hear about your earache...I hope you are all better soon!!

JBlue said...

Yeah, I'm going to be out of town, too.

Joan said...

I wouldn't want to go outside nekid, if the terrorists should spot me they would likely take me hostage and use me for a spare tire.

PEA said...

LOL this had to be written by a male for sure!! hehe If I go outside naked I'll need a fur coat cuz we had snow this morning...and that will defeat the purpose. Oh well!! LOL

Cindra said...

Can we just wear our bathrobe and if someone looks suspicious flash them? It is going to be a bit nippy up here, but I am a patriot!