Thursday, January 26, 2006

OK, there I am.

After several hours of coming back to check to see if I can access this danged thing, Blogspot has surely been #1 on my shit list today.
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I finally got a check from the client who's owed me since last April and on my way home from work this afternoon I stopped in at the drive-through at the bank to cash it. After I'd done that and left I started thinking and wondering if they check those bank videos very often.

Brenda: I need to cash this check, I've been waiting for this gal to pay me for about 10 months and I want to hurry and cash it.

Little Bank Teller Friend: Sure, I can cash it, but you know if it bounces we'll take it out of your checking account.

Brenda: Yeah, yeah, I know, but if it bounces I'll just have to drive to Wynne and whip her ass.

Little Bank Teller Friend: (laughing) Oh yeah, you'll take it out of her hide.

Brenda: Well, I'm not quite as scrappy as I once was, but I'll give it my best.

Little Bank Teller Friend: Just make sure she remembers you were there.

Brenda: Yeah, I don't know karate or kick boxing but I think I can still manage pipe-wrench or baseball bat.

I was laughing as I drove away until I noticed that damned little camera in the window.

14 comments:

ellen said...

Ha ha, am I gonna see you on America's Most Wanted?

Love the photos of the old building.

Joan said...

Remind me not to mess with you!!

Special K said...

I tried to check on you earlier, and got nothing but a blank page for my trouble. I wonder what was up Blogger's ass today?

So, what are you going to do with your new-found celebrity?

Joe said...

Hum... I wonder if Bush will hear about this?

Andie Pandie said...

Whew! I was getting worried you flew the coop and forgot to tell us. ;)

Holy crap but you have more patience than I. Iffin' someone owes me money they best pay up McQuickie! I know some swift moves I can show you Breada. :lol:

Brenda said...

Thanks Miz Ellen! As for being on Most Wanted, I'm not sure I'm "star" material. (grin)

I'm just an old softie, really,,, most of the time,,,Miz Joan.

Special K I'm bettin they'll pass over that tape since I wasn't asking for money with a gun in hand,,heheheheheheh

Don't get me started on Bush Joe, we'll be here all night.

Andie It takes a lot to set me off but then I get cranky. Showing me some moves would be "show and tell" for sure. If I got my leg up high enough to kick ass I'd be stuck there till they whipped mine.

Hoot Nannie said...

Don't you just love it when you say things like that and then remember AFTER the fact that you are being recorded? Hope the check is good.

Is this your own business or do you work for someone?

wanda said...

They have camera's at the drive up windows? Oh crap!
Trust me blogger has been royally pissing me off too!
"Me" being Wanda.

Holly said...

heehee

Cindra said...

You know the only reason you got paid is they need your services again. I wouldn't do the work without a down payment - CASH!

Sally said...

We might be having to dig deep in our pockets to help you AND Kim out. No problem, I've got a Visa card and know the numbers by heart. :)

John Strain said...

It's getting to where a person can't threaten bodily harm anymore without looking over their shoulder. Sheesh.

Phyllis said...

uh-oh! Hope nobody harms that gal, or they will come to you!! HAHAHAHA

Erik Mann said...

another great post...cool blog...erik