Friday, December 16, 2005
Santa's Visit to the Delta Countryside
He got lost, apparently he, and that blond-rooted bimbo guide of his, can't read the odometer on that damned sleigh. They did, finally, put in an appearance after calling us to say they believed they were almost to the Oklahoma line. I'm thinking that I'd better not trust this little, fat, fella with the delivery of any of the important stuff (like MY digital camera).
When he finally ho, ho, hoed his way through the front door there were 5 kiddies doing some major scrambling to see who could tell him what was on their "I want" list first. The look on Zach's face when ole Santa grilled him about that parcel he sneaked open last week was PRICELESS. The Terrorist was quick to change the subject with, "Wanna hear a song?" The Chick took to Santa right away as did MeriKate and Krysten. Abby wouldn't go near him, no way, no how.