My horsey is slightly broken down and moving slow.
The pickle jar is empty.
I'm educated in the toddler translation for the names of the whole Wide World of Animals.
I've found I'm still fast enough to prevent a toddler from peeing in the a/c vent AND get her to the bathroom in time.
I know why it would be insane for 50+ year old women to give birth.
2 yr old girls think they like salt on their pancakes, but they don't.
1, tiny, melted, chocolate chip can cover most of a 2 yr old face.
"Keeeeeee" means see when you're 2, and no sometimes means yes, but not always.
Miss Jilly Beans spent last night and today with me, did you guess?