Wednesday, September 28, 2005

In Order of Importance.

Two of the things that I consider of major importance in my life are Attitude and Humor. It makes me very happy that my friends know this and send me all this neat stuff in my email.

Miz Barb sent this,,,


Maxine is the Queen of Attitude!



Garfield has to be the King!

I was also the recipient of some valuable insight today. My sister sends me this sort of stuff all the time because she has this idea in her head that I believe myself to be old.

---There is good news even as we get older,
guys still look at our
boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down
first.


I reckon she could be right.

And last but not least, a few facts that secure my knowledge in regard to my place in the Kingdom of Redneckdom.

How To Tell If You're A
HIGH-TECH REDNECK!


You take your net connected cell phone
to the outhouse to read your email.

Your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
Your computer is worth more than all
of your cars combined.

You ever refer to your computer as "Old Bessie."

You start all of your emails with the word "Howdy."
(this one cinched it)

You can fix a trolling motor with a set
of PC tools.

You've ever used a CD-Rom as a coaster to
sit your beer can on.

Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your
favorite tractor.

9 comments:

Joe said...

Hey girl, nice down home post! Did you guys get a lot of rain from Rita? we had eleven toronados! No deaths though which is realy somthing! Hey you not on avenno bath woul it work wit just a bottle of Venno! LOL!

Leslie said...

the "over.yonder.com" is a good one. I like that.

Two fried eggs hangin on a nail. Not sure where I heard that before but it's a scary thought.

Terry aka Funky said...

I always thought that is why men always shrunk with age so they could still keep in eyesight of the boobage - man i guess I have been wrong !

hope all is well !

wanda said...

You never fail to make me laugh. Or at least smile.
Now, is that just plain 'howdy' or is it 'HOWDEEE'?
So far I'm about one quater of the way there (on my way to being a redneck). I reckon it might take me another 10 years to get halfway.

Cindra said...

YUp! Our minds were thinking alike today!

Leslie said...

pssstt...

I took my camera to work today to find leaf shots for you. I think you'll like them :)

Mark said...

1. Tried to look up that website and it ain't there.
2. Women know we look even as we struggle to pretend we are not. Life is so unfair.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

I used to use some of those millions of AOL cd's that fell out of, or were stuck to the inside pages, of almost every magazine in the world, to sit my beer can's on.

At one point, the cheeky bugers even starting sending them to me in the post! I simply discarded the disc and used the nice case it arrived in to store my own creations.

David said...

Humor can get us through so much.....

I am not a redneck...