Two of the things that I consider of major importance in my life are Attitude and Humor. It makes me very happy that my friends know this and send me all this neat stuff in my email.
Miz Barb sent this,,,
Maxine is the Queen of Attitude!
Garfield has to be the King!
I was also the recipient of some valuable insight today. My sister sends me this sort of stuff all the time because she has this idea in her head that I believe myself to be old.
---There is good news even as we get older,
guys still look at our
boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down
I reckon she could be right.
And last but not least, a few facts that secure my knowledge in regard to my place in the Kingdom of Redneckdom.
How To Tell If You're A
You take your net connected cell phone
to the outhouse to read your email.
Your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
Your computer is worth more than all
of your cars combined.
You ever refer to your computer as "Old Bessie."
You start all of your emails with the word "Howdy."
(this one cinched it)
You can fix a trolling motor with a set
of PC tools.
You've ever used a CD-Rom as a coaster to
sit your beer can on.
Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your