Monday, January 18, 2010

What I Want In A Man

What I Want In A Man!
Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Thanks Miz Donna!


Donna said...

HAHAHahaaaaa!!! Some list huh Girl!! Have a WONDERFUL day!!!!

BREZZ said...

that is too funny-- and i got a much needed -real- laugh out of it

and good luck on that treasure hunt :))


Diane at Crafty Passions said...

Thats funny !!
I needed that !!

Butterfly Gardener said...

Too Funny! Think I need to print and take to work tomorrow!!! Lol

Joni said...

That was fun to read, made me smile! A lot of truth in some of those...

Virginia Gal said...

That is too funny!

Wish Zach a belated happy birthday for me!

bermudabluez said...

Brilliant I say!! BWAHAHAHAHAH! It's so funny...and there is some truth to it!!

Sally said...

HAHAHAHA!! Love it!! Thanks for the morning laugh and snort!! :)

Donna said...

OH, I agree that our perspectives change over the years! ROFL!

BREZZ said...

where are you?
did you find him?

BREZZ said...

hey-- i just tried to hijack this to email it to a friend of mine who is hysterically on a man hunt-- seriously :))
but it didn't copy-paste.. will you email it to me?
thanks in advance-
btw-- really-- where the heck are ya?
hope your day is a good one

kimberly said...

LOL.....thanks for the out loud chuckles this a.m., brenda!! it's raining elephants here.....

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PEA said...

LOL, goes to show how we get less picky as we get older! hehe xoxo

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