Thought I'd better post something so ya'll would know I ain't "daid" yet. This here's a repeat from my first year of blogging.
Famous Last Words
"Bet you can't do this."
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
"Hey ya'll, watch this!"
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
Are you sure the power is off?
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!