The Beans Rides Again!

The Perpetrator, Jillian Page, aka Jilly Beans, or just "Beans"
Peanut buttery hand prints found on the wall in the hall.

Jerri sent me an email this week with photos and told me she'd been gathering proof against the perpetrator who'd been making all her hair turn grey. I hope she won't feel that the perp will need to be incarcerated because I believe she deserves to be on probabtion at least until the age of 3 1/2, using the "terrible twos" defense if need be.

The three major infractions by the perp this week have been,

Upon being presented with a spoonful of peanut butter for a snack, the perp chose to rub it on her hands and decorate the wall in the hall. (see crime scene photo above).

Awaking early and believing that the beta fish needed more human contact, perp climbed upon the kitchen counter and removed said fish from his watery environment. "I just need to hold the Pish", said perp when confronted. (caught in the act photo above)

Giving no reason for her actions, the perp was caught red-handed inserting one of the family cats into the crisper drawer on the fridge.

Defense team will be collecting chocolate donations to cover costs of keeping the perpetrator out of trouble.