Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Beans Rides Again!

The Perpetrator, Jillian Page, aka Jilly Beans, or just "Beans"
Peanut buttery hand prints found on the wall in the hall.

Jerri sent me an email this week with photos and told me she'd been gathering proof against the perpetrator who'd been making all her hair turn grey. I hope she won't feel that the perp will need to be incarcerated because I believe she deserves to be on probabtion at least until the age of 3 1/2, using the "terrible twos" defense if need be.

The three major infractions by the perp this week have been,

Upon being presented with a spoonful of peanut butter for a snack, the perp chose to rub it on her hands and decorate the wall in the hall. (see crime scene photo above).
Awaking early and believing that the beta fish needed more human contact, perp climbed upon the kitchen counter and removed said fish from his watery environment. "I just need to hold the Pish", said perp when confronted. (caught in the act photo above)
Giving no reason for her actions, the perp was caught red-handed inserting one of the family cats into the crisper drawer on the fridge.
Defense team will be collecting chocolate donations to cover costs of keeping the perpetrator out of trouble.

12 comments:

Sally said...

Oh, that child cracks me up! Yes, please give her another year at least, then things will be fine until she reaches the teens. :)

Donna said...

LOL.....sorry, I know it's not fun to clean up...but still...Happy Thanksgiving Girl!!

jazzi said...

My bets are on Jerri being white-headed in another 2-3 years. Are there plans on adding to the brood? (Hoping she doesn't have a good enough throwing arm to reach all the way here!) :)

cassie-b said...

What an inventive child! And she looks so innocent.

Cas

bermudabluez said...

OH! Yes, it is kind of funny to those of us who are not dealing with it anymore!! :) Enjoy your Thanksgiving!!

Sally said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Ms. Brenda to you and yours! (HUGS)

Joan said...

Happy Thanksgiving Brenda. You have a lot to be thankful for:)

PEA said...

May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving!! Happy Thanksgiving to my dear American friends from across the border:-) xoxo

Brent said...

I'm trained in hand-print identification, whether it be peanut butter, spaghetti sauce, or jelly. I'll get right on the case, Brenda. Being a dad has it's investigative advantages!!

katerina said...

When I saw the handprints, I thought the brown stuff was poo.

Happy Thanksgiving, Miz Lady Bee!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Oh dear...looks like she'll be facing some hard time if convicted...

KB said...

Her sole defense is that she's too cute to punish! That little girl has gorgeous hair!!!