Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Ka-Boom, Skid, Moan!

I almost did a perfect face plant yesterday,,,I reckon if it weren't for my big boobs and front it wouldda been a sure winner.

I started  falling when I tripped over Zach's flip-flop at the front door and managed to keep my wobbling balance for a few feet before gravity took over and I fell, face first, and skidded the rest of the way into the dining room with my boobs, belly, and knees taking most of the friction.  I ended up with my head sort of beneath a chair at the end of the table, gasping, cause it knocked the breath right out of me.  After I could breath again, but before I moved much,  I started praying to the Dear Lord that no bones were broken because I sure didn't like the idea of having to lay my big, ol, fat, lazy, a**, in that floor until Zach got home from school. Prayer and a little luck worked cause after a little, much moaning and groaning I was finally able to get some leverage to get to my feet.

I arose this morning with less soreness than I expected and only a bruise or two, and there's only a little carpet burn on one knee.   I'm sure a lucky old broad; having this extra padding might have been good for that one thing at least.

6 comments:

Paxie said...

Thank God for big boobies and bellies! Oh my, so glad you didn't break anything Mz. Brenda!

Did ya smack Zach upside the head with the flip-flop? LOL

Sally said...

I'm so glad you didn't break any bones. Goodness gracious, I know you were petrified, Ms Brenda. That's some scary experience. ((hugs))

Donna said...

Thank goodness for padding!!! I hope you mend OK. Sure could have been a bad fall! new rule: NO SHOES LEFT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!!!!!!

Tine said...

Big boobies rule! LOL I know everything about it hehe

Donna said...

I'm with Paxie and the "smacking"!!Hahaa...
Damn Girl!! SO glad you didn't break anything!!!!
hughugs

bichonpawz said...

Ah Ha! A GOOD reason to have PADDING! I KNEW it...I just knew there had to be a reason!!

Seriously, Brenda, I am very glad that you were not seriously hurt!!