Friday, December 17, 2010

The Truth About Reindeer


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
Usually late November to mid-December.  
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit
All around the world in one night and not get lost.



bichonpawz said...

hahahaha! Tooooo funny Brenda!! LOVE it!

Virginia Gal said...

i love the Christmas comics below, especially the one with the poison and bike, hilarious!

Jeanette said...

LOL! Aint that the truth, girl!!!!

Jeanne said...

HaHa! Great!

Donna said...

I think the only reason that the GPS systems were invented for cars is so that men could quit listening to women altogether!

Out on the prairie said...

Blitzen translated from German is Flash, I kind of like that better and wonder what other languages the names were taken from. So it was Donnerita, Dasherene, Rudelphia who were really doing the mainstream things.Have you ever got close to one, I wouldn't want to be behind them .PHEW!

Sally said...

LOL! Love it. Hunter asked me if "reindeer get married". I'm glad now I told her no! :)