I don't know who's going to win this Presidential election, but I know who's been winning the mud slinging contest going on in my email.
It's those "publicans.
Man, if I was Obama, and I did win the Presidency, I'd be surrounding myself with several linebackers and defensive ends; forget the secret service! Those 'publicans are gettin' down right nasty right there in my Inbox. It's gotten so bad that I have my nice 'n clean Electronic Cleaning Wipes handy each time I log on so I can clean off the barf and BS.
And you know? There hasn't be a'one that was bashing McCain.
Does someone know something I don't?
Maybe I don't want to know.
Anyhow, the way I see it, they're wasting their time here. And mine. I'm equally disgusted with the the whole lot of them uppiddy politicans.
(did I spell that right?)
