Sunday, January 09, 2011

Winter Prayer


Lord help me to make it through these Winter months.  I'm having fantasies that include Spousal death by remote. Help me to keep my hands away from his throat as he sits snoring on his throne with remote in hand.

Amen.

8 comments:

Dawn said...

Oh, Brenda, I feel your pain !!

Jeanette said...

Oh girl!! You sound like you need spring as much as I do!! Loved the cartoons!!

Paxie said...

Was married 20 years...this brought back memories!! I bet he does the same with his new wife!! Got my own remote now...thank you LOL

(I'm just as possessive hahahaha)

Sally said...

Oh Lordy, poor Ms Brenda (or, should I say poor James). I guess you'll let us know later. :)

I hope at least he likes some of your programs. :)

Out on the prairie said...

There are a few attention getters when falling asleep. Posing them with stuffed toys around them for a photo can be nice.Put shaving cream in an open hand and tickle their nose with a feather makes them itch and smear the cream. Once started it gets funner.I had company over the weekend and tried not to bristle not having the remote, but I would leave the room and hear QVC come on a lot.

Donna said...

This has happened with my sweetie several times! The channels will go flip, flip, flip.. and it's because he's asleep with his finger on the channel changer!!!

Donna said...

Hahaaa...get a duplicate remote...Lolol....
hughugs

Virginia Gal said...

hee hee, I completely understand, I can't wait till we move to a house, the first thing I'm insisting on is we get TWO tv's.