If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon
If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away
If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas
If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson
If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night
If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts
If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon
If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park
If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log
If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie
If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat
If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson
If your favorite past time is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with egg nog
And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin
11 comments:
until saturday I actually had 2 rotting pumpkins LMAO just beacause I forgot they were out front
LOL love it!!! Brenda, since I'll be on the road most of this week I want to take this opportunity to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas!!! Hugs xoxo
did your Hubby do all this??
:-D
That's so funny! I was actually going buy the kids bathroom fixtures until I found out they already had. :)
Hi Brenda!
I just got in my first semester grades - all A's!!
I'm sending mega good thoughts for Zach for his term end. Please let him know that many thought I couldn't do it, but I proved them, it was a lot of hard work but so worth it in the end!
I'm not overly enamored of the modern Christmas celebrations, but much better than that list. So maybe I'm not so bad after all.
Cas
I always act enthused, and that's not a bad thing.
LOLOL No Brenda, Your Marlboro Man would not last 30 minutes with me. I'd either kill the SOB or he would be quivering mass of goo in the middle of the floor. You can keep him.
(LORDY could you just SEE that?)
Hey, thanks for the tips! ;)
Morning, Brenda,
Houston calling.
Cheers.
"Babes in Toyland" and Michael Jackson...HAHAHAHAHHA!! I really hate him.
Brenda,
I just wanted to wish ya'll a Very Merry Christmas and the best for the coming New Year!! :-).
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