I'm a Bad American

I got this idea from one of my favorite radio stations and revised it to suit my beliefs.

I drive a truck, and smoke, and believe I shouldn't have to hide out in the weather to do it.. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not to some idiot in Washington who's never had to do a day of hard labor in his/their life and who gives it to others who've never attempted to work a day in their lives.

I don't always care about appearing compassionate. I know that playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I made better choices than most of the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, cause I don't believe you should be given a job for anything less than your abilities to do the job. I don't celebrate Kwanzaa, this ain't Africa!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English and it aggravates me to have to search for the English directions on the box. I don't use the excuse "it's for future generations" as a shield for socialist opinions or actions. I want to know what gives you the right to censor what I read, listen to, or watch on TV.

I know what the definition of lying "is". I think Oprah is annoying, and self grandizing. Who else would start a magazine and only have herself on the cover. I believe it's wonderful to be kind and giving but advertising it gives it a different intention.

I believe in getting an education but I don't believe having one gives you the right to a job that you don't know how to do.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to their own God or gods, and they can do it in their schools. I believe the Star Spangled Banner is a cool song.

I've never owned or was a slave and I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt and I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and NEITHER HAVE YOU, so SHUTUP already.

"The Roadrunner" still makes me laugh. I believe a self-righteous liberal out to Save The Earth is more dangerous than a Play Station. I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child - it takes a parent, or two. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but they're not artistic statments.