Friday, June 29, 2007
The only reasoning I can find for this foolishness would be for her to be throwing away full course dinners and for the dumpster divers to be using the ebay funds for them to feed the less fortunate.
I really don't care that she went to jail, got out of jail, or if she claims to have a really big heart. Get over Paris and put some real news out there.
Scott Peterson's former mistress opens a day spa?
Uh,,,,So? It's all good that she was a major player in the conviction of that vile murdering bastard, but really?
Vasectomy Not Returnable Says Court
I guess I'd be pretty upset too, but upset enough that I'd want to make headlines about how stupid I was?
Judge Makes Ruling In Missing Pants Case
Now this is Good News, although I reckon it's not anywhere near Headliner material. I liked the part where the judge hearing the judge's case is making him pay the court costs for the victims of this outrageous lawsuit. If you needed more proof about the number of absolute idiots who are running around in D.C.,, there you go.
Sharpton & Jackson To Visit West Memphis
You know right off that any Headline including these two names means there's a stink to be stirred.
Tragically, a 12 year old boy was shot in West Memphis last Friday night. He and his cousin were out and about on the streets in West Memphis, AR, at 10:30 p.m. The child had a toy gun and the officer thought it was real. Horrible, horrible thing to happen and I'm certain, beyond a doubt, that the officer is doing some major emotional suffering over this incident.
Little is known about the officer because there have been so many death threats that they can't even release his name. Rightfully, the State Police and FBI have been brought in for this investigation, but Sharpton and Jackson seem to think their input is needed,,,the pot has to be stirred ya know?
I wouldn't even walk my dog in most of the areas in West Memphis after dark so I have to wonder why on earth these boy's parents would allow them to.
Vote for America's Best Bathroom.
I don't know how this item got in here or why the headline got my attention but it could be a fine ending to a crappy news update.
Go ahead, you know you want to click on the link to see what's up.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I think my wreckage has carried over to today as well. A few minutes ago, I got his meds out of the bottle to give to him, walked into the living room, sat down, put them in my mouth and chased them with a swig of Diet Dr. Pepper,,,, 3 seconds later I thought, "WHAT DID I JUST DO?"
I think it's going to be another long day.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Glass went everywhere!
I can't reach the danged things and have had to feel my way in the dark of night to use the bathroom for over 2 weeks! I wonder if I'll remember to turn it on now.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
How often do most folks have to sweep their kitchen floor?
How about vacuuming?
Is there a dirty, little, dish fairy that comes to visit during the night to fill the sink up with dirty dishes?(Maybe she's the one that makes a mess on the kitchen floor.)
How old do your kids have to be before they stop hurting your heart?
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Jillian spent the night with us last night. Where does a kid who's not quite 2 get all that energy and where can I get me some of it? It's no wonder her momma is so skinny.
We had a wonderful time and she was really good, only doing the things a 2 yr old does naturally. And she slept like an angel, even when I woke up that one time when she was using my head for a foot prop.
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what? (This would be MY luck!)
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
It's also cooled down to around 88 degrees too. Even with a humidity of 90%, it's a durn sight better than that 100 degree day we had on Sunday. That day I was sitting in the shade on the bank of the Mississippi River watching James and Zach do a little fishing and riv lets of sweat were streaming down my face and other areas. Couldn't even read my book for wiping the sweat from my eyes.
They were fishing on the Mississippi River where the mouth of the St. Francis River (on the left there) flows into the Miss. This shot is looking north up river. About 70 miles of winding river, up that a'way, is Memphis.
This is looking down river. Keep going a few hundred miles this way and you'll eventually end up in New Orleans and the Gulf. Just a few miles in that direction is Helena/West Helena.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no otherUntil,
that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl'sempty, and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Oh! Go To Hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
I concentrate on solutions to problems.
Illegal Immigration....Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Thursday, June 07, 2007
2. When momma mockingbird turns on you while you're only trying to take pictures of her babies. I swear, she was trying to peck my eyes out and pull my hair off!
3. When the thought of brushing your hair leaves you exhausted.
Faces only a mother could love.
I didn't know that you could click to see the photo's original size until just lately, but you can.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
The house fly population hasn't suffered a decrease in population down here in my south. MeriKate left the back door open last evening and I've been swattin ever since!
The first of the sunflowers have started blooming. I bought Zach a variety of seeds this year and this is one of the dwarf variety which is an early bloomer I reckon.